Hot Dogma

The SANDWICH, defined.

What IS a sandwich, anyway?

Webster’s Dictionary defines a sandwich thusly:

noun | sand·wich | \ˈsan(d)-ˌwich, ˈsam-; dial ˈsaŋ-\

a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
b : one slice of bread covered with food

Even the smallest child can easily see that a hot dog is, at its most basic, nothing more than a delicious tube-steak filling resting between the pillowy, welcoming halves of a finely split roll.

That simple, OBVIOUS FACT is at the core of this movement.  A movement to restore sanity to the public square.  A movement to protect decency among all good and honest people.  A movement to recognize the immutable and self-evident truth that a hot dog is undeniably a sandwich.

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